"I've got to get to Peugeot to get my nuts taken off."

"I passed him on the stairs and he looked like he was going to the toilet."

"Well I'm not re-doing you."

"Oy! Don't you dare touch my thing!"

"But mine is substantially prettier than yours."

Yeh, I've lost mine. It got stuck in somebody and I couldn't get it out!

"It's a fiver for the monkeh"