Have you seen the width of this thing?

My tongue just gets in the way.

Hang on - I seem to have three members...

It's never going to reach all that way around a corner.

I turned her on underneath the desk

Hello, have you got the right end?

It's like a private members club here.
"You have to pay to come."

Just a ham roll today?
Yes, but I have a banana in my pocket.

Since I've been wearing gloves I've noticed my ring is all clean and shiny.

Can I suck one of your sweeties?

How were your faggots?

Don't let me forget that I need to sow my seeds at the weekend.

Don't sit there... you'll get dribbled on.

When he was here he had some very clever tools and he did a lot with them..

Do you want to play with my crane? This thing makes it go up and down.

It's stickier than I thought it would be.

Cor blimey, I can see his helmet all the way over here. It's poking over the top of his desk!