Tuesday 24 February 2009

"Can someone please give me one."

Monday 16 February 2009

"Oy! Reveal yourself!"

Friday 13 February 2009

"I'm going to play with Matthew's things."

"I bet you're all desperate for a sausage."

Tuesday 10 February 2009

"They've had a bit of a spanking."

"It's been a long time since I had a horse. No, I mean ridden a horse. Oh. "

Saturday 7 February 2009

"The knob came off in his hand."

Friday 6 February 2009

"It's the first time I've been dressed in a week."

Tuesday 3 February 2009

"I had a good 8 inches last night. "