"Oooo! Haven't you got small cups?"

"Give me two minutes. I'm going to need both hands to play with this."

"Do ya like my furry balls?"

"Just give it a proper hard blow."

"I hope I get something for my nuts."

"It was a much stiffer hedge than I was expecting."

But I've only got big bits!

"I've seen them in action on a dodgy DVD I borrowed from you."

"He's only going to turn me down so I'm not even going to ask him."

"I've got to get to Peugeot to get my nuts taken off."

"I passed him on the stairs and he looked like he was going to the toilet."