"He came in here still wearing his rubber."

I call him the quiet achiever! He comes in in the morning... and it's head down, bum up!

"It's a pain when you just can't work out how to get your head right into the hole."

"I normally do it upstairs."

"I always think its a good sign if you fall asleep while she's doing it."

"I'll have a fiddle on the train."

"Yes, but it's not as cute as my monkey."