"We've all been eating each others."

"There was a power cut at home this morning. I had to find something battery operated to entertain myself."

"Hello. Is that Endsleigh? I've had a leak in my sitting room.."

"There's just too many holes and its easy to get confused in the dark."

"I thought you wanted something small and hot, but that's huge and cold."

"He just whipped me up."