I was just looking at the size of these baps.

The top inch or so is the hardest. It gets much softer as you go further down.

What do you want to stick in?

My friend is 'doing' Paul McKenna.

(whilst on the secomd floor in the lift)
What are you doing on this floor?
I've been to the loo.
Oh. Number 2.

You hold it straight and I'll feed it in.